Limit No Alchemy

loki-chan:

do you ever see someone’s opinion and just

and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just

mac or pc? sry i use barbie 

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

askaceattorney:

dracomalferret:

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nancydrewyousosilly:

Why would you do this to me?

Why, Nancy?

I hate you, Nancy.