July 2011
So...um...my dress is pretty much the most amazing...
June 2011
ponyreactions:
I'm goin' to Walmart. She goin' to Walmart. They...
diegoxdisco:
WE GOIN’ TO WALLA WALLA WALLA WALLA WALLY WORLD.
That awkward moment when your teacher says "find a...
theasylum-:
And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “can I work alone”?
And he says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
fuck-yeah-best-posts:
sophiesigh:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! 12) I hear dat...
When you look directly into the sun, you're...
faggaz0id:
It takes about eight minutes for light to travel from the sun to the Earth. Once the rays hit the Earth and you’re able to look at the sun, you’ll be seeing what the sun looked like eight minutes ago.
When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit...
Hair Care for African-Americans →
I find youtube personalities to be obnoxious 98%...
dalysex:
onceuponatimeinacastlefarfaraway:
cgjake:
The 2% is Glozell.
THIS.
THIS.
THIS.
THIS.
THIS.
THIS.
THIS.
AND WHAT ABOUT TOBUSCUS!?!?!?!?!
AND ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Nah, I’m just kidding. Carry on.
I automatically assume people won't like me, so I...
weirdough:
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emilyissocoolliketoo:
thefuturepresidentandres:
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I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
iamtbseuss:
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
World's saddest story
time-lord-swag:
I WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER FRUIT DRINK EVER AGAIN.
Well, that was a damper on my mood. Not that it...
